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I Feel So Violated

March 1, 2013

I don’t consider myself an artist.  I really REALLY don’t, because I’ve seen real art, and love to look at real art.   I know real art is something you suffer for.  Real art is something you are driven to create.  Real art is something which transforms both artist and viewer, and leaves a lasting impression on both.  I… doodle.  Often.

That said, I really love creating pure black and white images.  If not plain black and white, then I love making images in 16 colors or less.  Whatever it takes to make an image recognizable, without being a full color image.  I often start with a photo, strip it of color, then use a brush on Windows Paint and begin slowly creating large areas of color and smooth transitions.  The end result, if done correctly, should look like something which could be easily screen printed.

One example is my Twitter avatar, which is always 16 colors or less.  I started with a photo of myself, and have drawn all the changes thereafter.  Another example, I’m happy to say, is currently @LucyBall15‘s Twitter header image.  That image took me about a day, and ended up using 6 colors (including black and white) to create a recognizable image of Lucille Ball.

Lucille

Sometimes Google Creeps Me Out

The common denominator here is that I need to find a photo to paint on top of, just to get shape and basic color ideas.  So I recently wanted to doodle some tentacles.  You know, like octopus, squid, or any other cephalopod would have.  Don’t judge me!  Anyway… here I was, actually GETTING computer time, and not after 9pm when the kids go to bed, and I went over to ol’ Google images to search for tentacles.

Oh. My. Fuck.

Okay, I know the Japanese are fans of tentacle porn.  I do… I don’t lead a sheltered life or anything.  But I didn’t know that particular love had infected the entire interwebs and googlenets to the point that a search for ANY image pertaining to “tentacles” would return mass results of boom anime babes (thanks Barenaked Ladies for that term) being tentacle raped.  I mean, MY LORD, talk about a search term which is NSFW!  Don’t ever run that search.

You’re running that search right now, aren’t you.  Seriously, stop.

No, SERIOUSLY.

SEE?!  I warned you!  I told you it was horrific!  And yet, you wouldn’t listen.  Seriously, I feel like Google images tentacle raped ME.

No... I said rape, not grape.  Also, WHY is this an actual BEVERAGE?!

No… I said rape, not grape. Also, WHY is this an actual BEVERAGE?!

I suppose it’s all my fault, really.  I mean, I could have easily had the parental controls set on my Google search strings, but it normally isn’t necessary.  For one thing, the kids refuse to use my old computer.  For another, it’s not like I searched for “Asian bondage porn” or “barnyard foot fetish” (is that a thing?  It sounds like a thing.  If it isn’t a thing, give the internet five minutes, it’ll be a thing.)  I searched for the appendage which cuddle fish use to navigate the ocean depths and give each other hugs (and not rape schoolgirls).

In the end, my exclamation of “oh my lord” caught he attention of the kids, and I quickly hit the X button before they got a look at what I had on my screen.  I came back to Google after the kids had gone to bed and grabbed this image:

FNC-FAN2036741

Which, I LOVE.  What a perfect photograph of a tentacle.  And then, I promptly turned it into this little doodle (after several hours of work):

BW_tentacles

So, there it is.  It’s kinda cool… totally something I could work into another image or turn into a stencil or something.  Still… even after all my work, there’s the images of the original Google search burned into my mind.  It may look like an awesome black and white image of tentacles, but to me it will always be more like…

so_violated

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13 Comments
  1. Oh no I hate it when I stumble across something I can’t unsee, which unfortunately happens often when I’m hunting down blog pics. Thanks google!
    Those drawings are pretty good for a doodler 🙂

    • Thanks! I doodle a lot.

      The Google image search usually doesn’t surprise me. But, in this case, I thought that by searching “tentacles” and not, say, “tentacle porn” or “tentacle rape,” that the results would be MOSTLY images of tentacles, with one or two porn images slipping in. Instead, it was more like a vast overwhelming majority of porn with one or two images of tentacles thrown in. *shudder*

  2. You googled tentacles? Holy crap, you’re brave! Some things just shouldn’t be put into a search engine if you want to remain as pure as the driven snow, and that’s definitely one of them.

  3. Gosh!
    (I will never forgive myself for searching both!)

  4. mylifeaslucille permalink

    Try searching “Girl Scout Swaps” expecting to find ideas for cute little pins the girls can trade at meetings. Don’t Google it. Trust me. Btw, you need to start putting a watermark on your work. Seriously. In these ages when people loosely share by using SAVE AS and the original creator never gets the credit. It bugs me. I didn’t even properly give you credit on your beautiful gift to me, which just made me feel like a giant ass right now. I like your tentacles much better. That sounds dirty. I like it.

    • I wonder about watermarking my work when it’s based on a stolen image to begin with. The biggest reason I don’t worry about it, though, is because I don’t work as a professional artist. If I was working on images for a living, I would definitely be upset if some of my work was stolen with the use of SAVE AS. I want to share with you guys, though. I love getting comments from my blog readers or my twitter friends on my various doodles. And if one of them gets stolen and put somewhere else, I would HOPE that, if the person who took my image was ever asked about where they got it, they would direct the person asking to look at my blog or my twitter account.

      Also, I LOVE how you placed that image in your header. If anyone ever asks about it, though, you BETTER send them my way! 😉

  5. mylifeaslucille permalink

    PS, Thanks for the mention. I got a ton of compliments on the avi. ❤

  6. frankly permalink

    Double irony – I found your website because I was googling tentacle images that the artist might agree for me to use as a cover for my ebook – which is tentacle erotica. I want a SFW image that still makes it clear what the book is about, which is surprisingly hard to find. (Don’t worry, I wont steal your drawing, although it is very fine!)

    • Triple irony… if you want the image it’s yours. Free. Seriously I only wish I had noticed this comment before two months had passed because the irony of my tentacle-porn-free tentacles being used for a tentacle erotica is FREAKING HILARIOUS. If you want a larger version… I probably still have it?? I need to look because I retired the computer I made it on.

  7. It’s actually quite a nice drawing! Nice going!

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